Monday

Sometimes people fuss about Mondays.  Not me.  I've had an awesome one.


Lisie started off her Monday pretty sleepy.  She wanted to snooze extra after her morning milk.


And then she wanted to practice her smother-and-snooze-skills on her playmat.


Mom was all, "Lisie is having a spurt today, she just wants to sleep and drink milk," and I was all, "Spurts sound lame."


At least she woke up long enough to help cover for Auntie Deb while she's on vacation.


Later we went out for lunch.  At Panera.  My favorite.  


And then mom and I did some shopping skills.  And posing-with-fake-dogs-skills.


I suggested we buy the dog instead of new pajamas but mom didn't think that would be such a great idea.  Lame.


It's a pretty sunny nice day so I got to run around a little outside too.


Pretty awesome for a Monday.


I bet Lisie would have thought it was an awesome Monday too, if she took a break from eating and sleeping.  I bet by tomorrow she's going to be eleventy pounds.

Facts

Some things you might not know about me.

I have a mega strong neck.

I can roll from my belly to my back.

I know how to swat at toys and chew my hands.

When mom takes me out in public I love to shoot poop up my back.

Blue Car

One of my favorite things besides reading books and eating Reese's Pieces is playing with my guys.  Sometimes we make a rocket ship or a train.  But sometimes they gather around and learn lessons about blue cars.  They're all pretty great listeners.

St. Patty's Day

Happy St. Patty's Day, Peeps!

To be honest, I'm not sure what the big deal is with this holiday.  I didn't even get any green milk.

In fact, I'm pretty sure St. Patrick's Day is a made up holiday to allow mom to exploit me and Juj.

It's a good thing we're such good sports...

... most of the time.

At least mom took a quick break from harassing me and Juj to take me to baby yoga class.  Practicing my skills is hard work.  Sometimes I get a tiny bit sleepy (comatose) at the end.

But before I knew it, I was back to wearing a ridiculous hat.

It's a good thing she finally stopped with the pictures.  I was just about to shoot green poop up my back.  You know, to be festive.

Morning

I'm a super happy little squirt in the mornings.


When I wake up I like to have some boobie flavored boobie the second my eyes open.  Once that's out of the way my very best sister comes to play!



Juj tells me secrets.  I won't even tell what she whispered here but it was pretty funny.


We snorgle too.  I love big sis kisses and hugs.



I have billions of chatters and smiles in the morning.


   Mornings with my sister are the best. She's my best friend.

Wednesday

I had a pretty fun Wednesday last week.  Mom was all, "What do you think we should do today?" and I was all, "We should go to the art studio!"


I love the art studio.  They have paints and crayons and markers and stickers and glue and billions of other arty things and I can use anything I want!


Bella came too and we made a billion different projects.  It's probably my favorite place to go these days.  I think the store likes when we visit because mom can't manage to leave without buying something.  Sucker.


After art studio Squirt and I decided to look adorable together.


I'm pretty good at smiling.  She prefers to scowl.  I think it's her signature look.


That's okay.  She always smiles for me.


She's my best friend.  I tell her so everyday.  I also tell her she's stinking up the house when she poops.  Just keeping it real.


We had a super fun morning together.  We even snuggled a bit before resting time.

Stabbed

Just when I was happily basking in two-month-awesomeness things got ugly.


It started when mom was all, "Hey Squirt, we're going to the doctor today to see how big and strong you are!"


And boy am I big! I weighed 11 pounds, 8 ounces and measured 21.5 inches tall. That's a three inch spurt since birth! My doctor was all, "You look great, Stu. Tell your mom not to judge you so much!" He was even pleased with my sleeping skills. Mom could take note on that one.


And then all hell broke loose. I was stabbed three times. It was basically the worst day of my life. I tried to cry hard enough to pass out but mom made me keep breathing. Lame.


Let's just say I wasn't in great shape afterward. Mom was all, "Here, you'll feel better with boobie flavored boobie," and I was all, I'd feel better if you protected me from the crazy stabber-lady."


I pretty much spent the rest of the day asleep.


I will say my bath helped my leggies feel better.


I do love my bath.


After bath I stayed awake long enough to hear a story and then it was bedtime. It was a rough day. Next time someone tries to stab me I'll totally poop on them. Twice.

Chub

It's no secret I love boobie flavored boobie.
And here are the pictures to prove it.  I'm getting huge!

I'm two now!  That's pretty old.  I can do all sorts of awesome things, like cry, cry loudly and suck on my fist.

I have a mature look now too.  Not like when I was just one.  I was such a baby.

And let's be honest, zero wasn't my best look.  I was a bit yellow, no? I've definitely aged well.

Space

I totally love that my sister never leaves me out of the fun.


So the other day when she was all, "Hey Squirt, do you want to go on a rocket ship?"


I was all, "Obvious!"


The guys all wanted to come too. You know, Hank, bunny, lion, and sea horse.


I was pretty excited until I found out they don't have boobie flavored boobie in space, just powdered milk. Not cool.