Sunday, July 1, 2012

Vacation Part One

After twenty-six months of house arrest, I finally got to go on my first peep-cation a week ago!  It was awesome!


A lot of work went into getting ready.  I was super helpful with the packing.


Once we got on the road mom was all, "Grandma can drive and I'll sit in the back with you, Peep," but I was all, "I need a little privacy, mom."  I'm two years old.  I don't need to be watched all the time.


We took a nice break at a lovely place with flowers and rocks.  I thought it was neat but mom was all, "This is just a rest stop, Peep, it's not that exciting."  Hmph.  She always has to ruin my fun.


Finally we arrived at our first stop - Madison!  I was so excited to see Auntie Maddie and all the awesome stuff in her apartment.  I found lots of monkeys, a microphone (baseball on a shot glass), and lots of windows to peek out.


We went out for dinner and I ate my sandwich like a big girl.  I only dropped it on the floor once.  But don't worry, over a week later and I don't appear to have any damage.


After dinner I was all, "Let's go explore the campus.  I  want to experience college life!"  So we went to a lake and saw ducks and drunk kids and heard music and had lots of fun.


Since there were so many older, cool kids around, I thought I better try and spruce up my look a little.  I'm pretty sure the lip balm made me look at least two and a half.


I had a really fun first night.  Even better, mom felt bad that I was a little unsure of my surroundings so I got to sleep with her in a big bed!  Amazing.  The next morning I was relieved to find out mom remembered to bring milk and Mickey on our trip.


Stay tuned for part two!

Saturday, June 30, 2012

Dinos


The other day mom was all, "Peep, I want to show you what's at Papa and Grandma's house," and I was all, "Maybe it's an ipad!!"  It wasn't.  But the dinos were pretty awesome too.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

More Beef

I had my editors help put together a more professional announcement:



Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Stu Peep

Okay Peeps, confession time.

I know I'm always bragging about my computer skills, but really, I'm not exactly as proficient as I say I am.  I still need mom's help.  This didn't used to be a problem. I'd be all, "Mom, I want to blog about b-gucks and Hanky guy, post pictures 12, 15, and 23 and write exactly what I say," and she'd be all, "Okay Peep, you're the boss."

It happened just like that.

But then mom started getting lazy.  At first it was just a missed post here and there.  But soon she was forgetting about my blog for days at a time.  Lame.  So I'd be all, "Mom!  I have fans.  You can't just not post my stuff," and she'd be all, "I'm sorry Peep, I'm tired."

Double lame.

Finally, I found out the real problem.  She's making me the best Christmas present ever - Beef Stu!  Apparently it takes a long time to make Beef Stu so I have to be patient.


Thursday, June 21, 2012

Bows


I got a package in the mail today!  I love getting packages so I didn't waste any time getting it opened.


Inside was a fancy wallet that came all the way from England!  


Even better - it was filled with super fancy fluff bows!  Butterflies and bows and ballet slippers - so much more sophisticated than anything I've ever had!


Naturally I thought it best to try all of them on at once and then give my best "cheese" face.  I'm practically a professional model. 


Mom was all, "You don't have to wear all the bows at once," and I was all, "Sorry, mom, but I'm not going to be able to take fashion advice from you.  Ever."


Thank you for the present, Molly and Gwil!  And come visit me on weekdays!

Monday, June 18, 2012

Cheese


When mom is all, "Say cheese!" this is what happens.
You're welcome, mom.