I started having some trouble sleeping. It's pretty obvious why - look at my crib, it's a stark, lonely place.
So I was all, "Mom, I'll be a much better sleeper if you let me snorgle Hank in my crib."
And mom was all, "Okay, Juj, but it's sort of against the rules, so be careful."
Rules, shmules.
Rules*shmuels!
ReplyDeleteHanky*panky!