I've been trying to tell mom I'm not a baby for a while. Mostly it falls on deaf ears. But tonight she was all, "Hey Juj, do you want to eat big girl veggies for dinner?" And I was all, "Roasted wild mushrooms in a red wine reduction?"
Not quite. But they were still so delicious I shoveled them in.
Mom said I had a man-sized serving. Hmph.
She had a man-sized serving of my birthday cake and I didn't say anything....
All I can say is Royal Wedding SHMEDDING. When she marries her California boyfriend, all the world will be watching.
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