It's not that I haven't wanted to share my deep, brilliant baby-thoughts. It's mostly that mom won't let me play on her phone.
Even when I shriek and thrash when she takes the phone from me, she doesn't give it back. Lame. She doesn't understand I have important work to do.
To get back at her I usually lick her phone charger. So far I've killed two of them that way. I rule.
You shouldn't keep a phone away from a baby. It's bad manners.