It's been a very exciting day!
Today was my first Halloween so I was all, "Mom, I want to carve a pumpkin."
And mom was all, "Juj, you're not allowed to use a knife."
Honestly, it's like she looks for ways to ruin my fun.
So I let mom and dad do the knife work, and I did the rest.
And of course, mom had to put this ridiculous hat on me for the carving.
She said it was festive.
So first I got a pumpkin.
Then I tasted the pumpkin, you know, just to see if it was boobie-flavored.
Dad cut the top off.
I took the guts out. They were cold and squishy.
Then I tasted the guts, you know, just to see if they were boobie-flavored.
I squished the guts around some more.
I tried sitting on the pumpkin.
Then I let mom do some clever knife work. I probably would have done a better job. I certainly wouldn't have accidentally cut off the pumpkin's tooth.
And once again, the ridiculous pumpkin suit comes out.
Mom thought I needed to be a pumpkin outside. It was so embarrassing.
Then dad took me trick-or-treating around our neighborhood. I came home with a bag full of candy. Awesome.
When I got home I went through my loot.
I tasted one of my candies, you know, just to see if it was boobie-flavored.
I had a great day anyway, but maybe someday I'll invent boobie-flavored candy.
That would be amazing.