Friday, May 24, 2013


This may be a surprise to you, Peeps, but I'm basically a giant.

Okay, giant could be a *tiny* exaggeration, but I'm pretty big.  And no matter what you think, I'm bigger than my sister was at my age.

The chub, well, that's obvious.

But I'm leggy too.  Yep, practically ready for the runway.

See my sis?  She is my same age in this picture.  See how baggy the pants are on her?  So uncool. And even though I weigh more, she had a big chubby milk-gut.  She just didn't know how to fashionably carry her weight.  And don't get me started on how teeny tiny those slippers are.

What can I say, I'm destined to be a giant.  Probably 5'3''.

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