Wednesday, September 4, 2013


By now you've probably heard way too much about a certain "musician's" recent VMA performance.

You know who I'm talking about. And no, I didn't watch. I'm basically only allowed to watch Baby Signing Time and test patterns. Lame.

But that doesn't mean I live under a rock.

 And I've heard some of you whispering about me so I just wanted to clear the air. Set the record straight. Protect my reputation.

The tongue was my signature move WAY before she started using it. Basically, she saw how trendy and awesome I am and she stole my move.

My tongue and I are not impressed.

Though obviously we do it better.

And don't get me started on foam fingers.

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