By now you've probably heard way too much about a certain "musician's" recent VMA performance.
You know who I'm talking about. And no, I didn't watch. I'm basically only allowed to watch Baby Signing Time and test patterns. Lame.
But that doesn't mean I live under a rock.
The tongue was my signature move WAY before she started using it. Basically, she saw how trendy and awesome I am and she stole my move.
My tongue and I are not impressed.
Though obviously we do it better.
And don't get me started on foam fingers.