Hi Peeps! I bet you're pretty tired of hearing "Hanky-guy this" and "Hanky-guy that." I know I am. There are other guys out there besides Hanky!
So, I'd like to introduce you to my guy - Herbie Hippo! I love to snorgle him and I sleep nicely when he's on my face. Of course, mom is all, "Stu, it's not safe to smother yourself with a hippo." Lame.
Herbie is a really good guy. He's practically my best friend. Maybe someday I'll have a four foot tall hippo in my room.