So yesterday I was all, "Hey mom, let's go on an adventure."
And mom was all, "Hey Juj, maybe you want to adjust your foul attitude before I take you anywhere."
It's as if she's never gotten teeth before.
I promised I'd be good, though I didn't promise to smile in any pictures, so she took me to this awesome place with a bunch of my friends.
Then she stuck me in a corn pit and told me to smile.
I would probably get grounded if I told you what I was thinking.
But then I realized that corn pits are mega fun. I loved picking up the kernels and pretending to eat them. Mom was so busy being proud of my dexterity she didn't even have a chance to ponder how truly disgusting a corn pit probably is.
Don't worry, I didn't actually eat any of the corn.
I don't even have any in my cheeks. It just looks like I do.
Standing in the corn was fun.
I practiced my Kiss audition in the corn too.
I guess I love corn pits.