I have always been a chatterbox.
I have a lot to say.
But it took me a while to get things figured out. For a long time, I was frustrated because I kept finding that things like, "Yo, mom, I'm thirsty for boobie," or "Yo, mom, I need a binky, stat," all sounded like, "Squawk."
And "Squawk" does not produce results.
The good news is that I have now mastered talking.
I thought about learning lots of words but I've found that there's no need. My vocabulary is totally sufficient as is.
You're dying to know what I say, right?
I love my dad.
We go way back.
We're best friends, you know.