O.M.G. I have feet.
They are amazing. I can grab them and eat them and flail them around.
Today I was all, "Mom, look, I have feet!"
And mom was all, "Way to go, Juj, most babies find their feet when they're like, seven seconds old."
Hmph. She's always judging me.
I reminded her that I started sitting up before I was even five months old.
I can't be gifted all of the time.