Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Faucet

Okay, I'll be honest.
I drool.  A lot.
It's like this ridiculous faucet that I cannot turn off.


I realize it can be frustrating.
Nearly all my pictures have, well, areas of dampness.


I go through eleventy shirts a day and twice as many bibs, all in a futile attempt to keep dry.

It's not that I judge my mom for feeling desperate - I know she's trying hard to keep me dry.  She doesn't want me to have stinky-rashy-nasty neck.  And don't get me wrong, I applaud her creativity.  But for the love of Hank...


...is this the best she could do?
I'm so embarrassed I begged her to conceal my identity. 

3 comments:

  1. haha, that is great, and really miss J this will not be the most embarrasing thing either one of your parents will do to you in your life! Just remember you get to pick out their nursing homes!

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  2. Oh the things we do in moments of desperate insanity!! I used electric tape instead of a band-aid on my youngest's fat sweat little toe one time. It worked. We were all happy. The end.

    Your blog is so cute as is your baby girl

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