My friend Lizie shares her stuff with me all the time. The other day she was all, "Juj, do you want some awesome bunny slippers?" and I was all, "Of course! I love bunnies!"
I guess I misunderstood "slippers." I was thinking she meant super fun toys to play with but they were really hard to play with when they were stuck on my feet.
And the longer I wore them, the more distressed I got. I couldn't find my feet!
I'm pretty sure the bunnies were trying to eat my feet! I screamed. Thankfully mom saved me from the vicious bunnies. Next time Lizie shares animals, I'm going to make sure they aren't the kind that eat peep-feet.