I really love coloring. I color eleventy hours every day.
I'm pretty much a professional artist. I can color animals, Elmo and Ernie but my favorite is tracing hands. Dad taught me how to trace my hands and now there are little toddler-peep hands all over my coloring books! (Okay, maybe they mostly look like blobs but I swear they're hands!)
Since I'm so great at coloring my baby friends asked if I could teach them some skills.
I did my best to show them my coloring techniques. I was all, "Babies, crayons are not for eating, only for coloring!" and they were all, "Hmph, we want to taste them!"