I really love keys.
I pretty much want to play with keys all the time.
And if I'm not playing with keys, I'm usually thinking about keys. Or boobie-flavored boobies. But mostly keys.
I've got some pretty awesome key skills. I can do yoga, in a laundry basket, while playing with keys.
Keys are fun anywhere, you know. Even in laundry baskets.
Sometimes mom makes fun of me because my shirt gets tucked into my diaper.