Today mom was all, "Juj! It's practically summer out, let's go to the park!"
And I was all, "I can't remember what a park is but it better not be like the carwash."
The park had swings. It only took me a minute to remember swings.
I love swings!
I love them soooooooooooo much! They made me laugh so hard I got the hiccups!
Even my tongue loved the swings.
Swings are so fun I think I need my own. I bet I could find a tree to hang my own swing. Or maybe it could go in the playroom.
Mom let me swing super high. I could feel the wind in my fur!
After swinging mom was all, "Hey Juj, do you want to try the slide?"
And I was all, "I don't know what a slide is but if it's anything like swings or boobie-flavored boobies, I'm totally game!
Obviously I need my own slide too. Amazing.