Do you know what I love? Well, yes, boobie-flavored boobie. But do you know what else? Pasta.
Tonight mom was all, "Juj, I got you new Juj-sized pastas!"
And I was all, "Hooray! Please cover them in some delicious not-so-organic Ragu and let me shovel them in!"
I probably ate eleventy pounds of pasta tonight. Mom couldn't even believe I kept asking for more.
See how delicious they look?
Dinner was so yummy, I cheered. A lot.
But don't worry, I had a very balanced meal. Besides my eleventy billion pounds of pasta I also had a piece of bread, diced cheese, diced pear, broccoli flowers and three cubes of purees.
Don't judge. I have thigh rolls to maintain.