This weekend I got to visit my good friend, Addie. Me and my mom helped her mom and dad pick out their new house and we wanted to be sure we picked a good one.
We did. We rule.
When I got there Addie was so relieved to see me. She was all, "Juj, I have to tell you something - I have no idea how to be a professional baby model like you."
I almost cried when I heard this news.
I was all, "Addie, you're the cutest, get a grip. I will teach you how to be a baby model."
I told her the first step is to make sure you get mega chubby. I made her check out my cheeks to be sure she knows what to aspire to. Thankfully she is well on her way there, she has great cheeks.
Next I told her about wardrobe. It's important to always wear cute clothes. I let her check out my awesome monster suit for inspiration.
And most important? Posing. I showed her my best baby model pose. She might have clapped. I'm pretty confident she's now well on her way, she just needs to start a blog. I'll have to give her some blogging tips next time I see her.