Want to hear a sad story, Peeps?
One time I was playing with my dino and I happened to get a little tiny bit completely stuck.
So I was all, "Mom, help help help, I'm stuck and can't reach my toys and books and TV remote and books and computer cords and phone charger and books and toys and diapers and Sister Lab's water!"
And mom was all, "I'll be right there Juj!"
But guess what - she was in NO hurry to free me. Mean, right?!