Since I'm doing such a great job in preschool, I decided to try out college. It seemed like a natural next step.
So when I saw an advertisement for a peep-language study at a nearby college, I signed myself up. I went in two times and showed off my chattering skills. I played computer games, looked at flashcards, and even had a hearing test. Mom rolled her eyes at that part. It's true, my hearing skills are insane. When I want them to be. Particularly if cake is involved.
The very last step was to wear an awesome star vest for the day. Inside the vest was a recording machine that listened to all my chatters for the day. At first I wasn't sure about the vest but I got used to it. And I'm sure the teachers will enjoy some of my gems, including finding a way to say "boobies" four times in the day. I bet they'll also like that I insisted on supervising 90% of mom's potty visits. I think it went well. I bet they'll ask me to enroll in classes full time soon.